i saw this movie last night. I've waited to see this movie a while.
Four Characters: Vincent(John Travolta), Jules(Samuel L. Jackson), Mia(Uma Thurman)and Butch(Bruce Willis) are all tied together by one man: Marcellus Wallace(Ving Rhames). this movie explores their subplots in three stages.
9.5 out of 10. Le Royale With Cheese.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
WHATTATA
i want someone to make their own review of a movie and send it via reply. the best one will be hosted on this so that everyone can see it.
Monday, November 30, 2009
THE MUPPET CHAINSAW MASSACRE
okay, this not actually a movie, i just made this.
Kermit starts noticing that all of his Muppet friends have suddenly been disappearing before his eyes. Then it happened. Fozzy was found sawed in half. ..
The swedish chef kills them all.
Kermit starts noticing that all of his Muppet friends have suddenly been disappearing before his eyes. Then it happened. Fozzy was found sawed in half. ..
The swedish chef kills them all.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Blade runner
i saw this yesterday. i was trying out the the new netflix thing where you can watch movies online for free.
Rick Deckard(Harrison Ford) lives in a world of Cyborgs, called replicants. the replicants are to be hunted down and shot down on sight if they disappear by a unit called the "Blade runners", which is where he used to work.
7 out of 10. You would expect for there to be a controversy, but there were none. the story literally had no climax.
Rick Deckard(Harrison Ford) lives in a world of Cyborgs, called replicants. the replicants are to be hunted down and shot down on sight if they disappear by a unit called the "Blade runners", which is where he used to work.
7 out of 10. You would expect for there to be a controversy, but there were none. the story literally had no climax.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
HOLIDAY CHEER!
its that time of year again. the time of year where all of he ads for Christmas come when it isn't even close to Christmastime. Thankfully, i am here.
To get in the holiday spirit, try something that isn't watching holiday movies, tempting as that may sound. the truth is, most of these movies suck. i am also speaking about Christmas specials.
To get in the holiday spirit, try something that isn't watching holiday movies, tempting as that may sound. the truth is, most of these movies suck. i am also speaking about Christmas specials.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Star Trek(2009)
I finished watching this movie today. happy thanksgiving to y'all.
This chronicles the first voyage of the Enterprise and it's crew. Captain Kirk(Chris Pine), Spock(Zachary Quinto), Uhura(Zoe Saldana), Dr. Leonard McCoy, a.k.a "Bones", Scotty(Simon Pegg), Sulu(John Cho) and Chekhov(Anton Yelchin).
9 out of 10.
This chronicles the first voyage of the Enterprise and it's crew. Captain Kirk(Chris Pine), Spock(Zachary Quinto), Uhura(Zoe Saldana), Dr. Leonard McCoy, a.k.a "Bones", Scotty(Simon Pegg), Sulu(John Cho) and Chekhov(Anton Yelchin).
9 out of 10.
Monday, November 23, 2009
SLOW BUSINESS
i understand that i haven't posted many blogs lately. sadly, i am not seeing as many movies as i used to. I have wrote reviews for several movies on this channel, and i love it very much. Thankfully, i am about to see star trek. So, hang in there!
Monday, November 16, 2009
The Last Muskateer
i saw this movie yesterday courtesy of Neflix.com.
A British man who was rejected for his role in the british fencing championship turns to crime. When the authorities move in he goes to hide out as a fencing coach for a girls school.
8 out of 10.
A British man who was rejected for his role in the british fencing championship turns to crime. When the authorities move in he goes to hide out as a fencing coach for a girls school.
8 out of 10.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Monk/Survivor Recap
Monk: Captain Stottlemeyer proposes to T.K., and she accepts. Shortly after he names monk as the best man, and he accepts. Just after this, They find a dead body that was shot and burned. From here, i will give no spoilers,.
Survivor: Big play. Russel finds the hidden immunity idol without a clue for a second time. No one even suspected it. Laura won immunity(Which i thought was annoying), but everyone but Shambo And the old Foa Foa voted for Russel. Russel played the hidden immunity idol and Kelly is sent home.
Survivor: Big play. Russel finds the hidden immunity idol without a clue for a second time. No one even suspected it. Laura won immunity(Which i thought was annoying), but everyone but Shambo And the old Foa Foa voted for Russel. Russel played the hidden immunity idol and Kelly is sent home.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
People who were wierd
There are many actors who are awesome, but are not appreciated by moviegoers. there are many of these people. This, doesn't apply only to actors. Directors, Singers, Rappers and other people have this same problem. Sometimes, these people take drastic measures to make themselves known. Even if this means selling themselves out, Having drastic weight-loss or writing a song about fireflies that makes it sound like you are on crack.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Rappers in movies
Rappers are often in movies of different sorts. here are a few examples of good ones.
Terrance Howard (Hustle and Flow)
Ludacris (Gamer)
Eminem (8 mile)
Terrance Howard(Crash)
Mos Def(The Hitchhikers guide)
Terrance Howard (Hustle and Flow)
Ludacris (Gamer)
Eminem (8 mile)
Terrance Howard(Crash)
Mos Def(The Hitchhikers guide)
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Grease(The play, preformed by bowie high school)
WARNING: This is not the movie with John Travolta! this is a play of that story, not a movie. You will not be able to find it on Netflix.
Danny is a member of a group called the thunderbirds, a group of guys. When Danny returns from summer vacation he tells them he met a girl there and they went the whole way. Little does he know the girl is going to that high school.
8 out of 8.
Danny is a member of a group called the thunderbirds, a group of guys. When Danny returns from summer vacation he tells them he met a girl there and they went the whole way. Little does he know the girl is going to that high school.
8 out of 8.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Ultimate premise for movie #1
here is an awesome idea for a movie.
Make an Improvised horror movie. That would be the most awesome thing ever. We have seen many improvised movies(A mighty wind, Waiting for Guffman, etc.)but no improvised horror. The only problem would be getting the actors to be good improv actors. Maybe we could get stage actors to do it. They no how to do that. They are better actors than some regular ones anyway.
Make an Improvised horror movie. That would be the most awesome thing ever. We have seen many improvised movies(A mighty wind, Waiting for Guffman, etc.)but no improvised horror. The only problem would be getting the actors to be good improv actors. Maybe we could get stage actors to do it. They no how to do that. They are better actors than some regular ones anyway.
Monday, November 2, 2009
Best actors
Here are the actors you see the movies of and don't complain about
Forest Whitaker
Denzel Washington
Christian Bale
Sean Penn
Roberto Begnini
here are the worst
Nicholas Cage
Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Forest Whitaker
Denzel Washington
Christian Bale
Sean Penn
Roberto Begnini
here are the worst
Nicholas Cage
Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Halloween Movielist
If you want to spend Halloween night watching movies That will scare you, then continue to read. These movie will Chill you to the bone. Except for the last one. That one is for chilling your funny bone.
Audition
Oldboy
Saw
No country for old men
Sweeney Todd(Play or movie)
There will be blood
The dark Knight
The rocky horror picture show
Audition
Oldboy
Saw
No country for old men
Sweeney Todd(Play or movie)
There will be blood
The dark Knight
The rocky horror picture show
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Halloween Hitlist
It's that time of year again. The time of the year when little kids run up to your house and bang on your doors and ask you for candy. Luckily, There are some tips from movies to help keep people away.
Graffiti your house
Have freaky looking clown dolls from the saw movies and little plastic Chucky dolls in your windows
Put in a voice recording of a scary person(I recommend the voices of Tobin Bell and Darth Vader)
Graffiti your house
Have freaky looking clown dolls from the saw movies and little plastic Chucky dolls in your windows
Put in a voice recording of a scary person(I recommend the voices of Tobin Bell and Darth Vader)
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Surviving Eden
i saw this movie last night on netflix. Halloween is drawing closer.
An overweight Man is signed up for a bad reality TV show by his friend, who believes him to be a genius. Surprisingly enough, He wins. He gets to stay at an awesome hotel with a Japanese servant. But all is about to go wrong..........
This movie decided to take the district 9 path. Part Mockumentary/Part Story.
7 out of 10. depressing, but the cast was well casted.
An overweight Man is signed up for a bad reality TV show by his friend, who believes him to be a genius. Surprisingly enough, He wins. He gets to stay at an awesome hotel with a Japanese servant. But all is about to go wrong..........
This movie decided to take the district 9 path. Part Mockumentary/Part Story.
7 out of 10. depressing, but the cast was well casted.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The Terminal
I finished watching this movie about an hour ago.
An Immigrant(Tom Hanks) arrives at an airport in New York to go to a Ramada inn. There is only one problem: The country he comes from Has just been Captured and is under a new Government, meaning he cannot enter the U.S. but he can't go home. He is then forced to live in the terminal of the Airport.
8 out of 10. I loved the ending. It wasn't Cliche.
An Immigrant(Tom Hanks) arrives at an airport in New York to go to a Ramada inn. There is only one problem: The country he comes from Has just been Captured and is under a new Government, meaning he cannot enter the U.S. but he can't go home. He is then forced to live in the terminal of the Airport.
8 out of 10. I loved the ending. It wasn't Cliche.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Bruce almighty
i saw this movie the other day.
Bruce Nolan(Jim Carrey) has a blownage life: A job at a news station with a jerk(Steve Carrell) who is stealing his glory, A dog who will only pee inside, A troubled relationship with his girlfriend(Jennifer Aniston) and a lack of faith. After he is fired from his job, He yells at god. Then things get a little weird: God(Morgan Freeman) decides he will take a vacation and give Bruce all of his powers, as well as responsibilities.
8 out of 10. Big whoop.
Bruce Nolan(Jim Carrey) has a blownage life: A job at a news station with a jerk(Steve Carrell) who is stealing his glory, A dog who will only pee inside, A troubled relationship with his girlfriend(Jennifer Aniston) and a lack of faith. After he is fired from his job, He yells at god. Then things get a little weird: God(Morgan Freeman) decides he will take a vacation and give Bruce all of his powers, as well as responsibilities.
8 out of 10. Big whoop.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
MUST SEE TRAILERS
Legion
A nightmare on Elm street
The book of Eli
2012
The damned united
Shutter Island
A nightmare on Elm street
The book of Eli
2012
The damned united
Shutter Island
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Zombieland
i saw this movie a couple of days ago.
A terrified teenager is one of the few people left alive in a land where zombies took over the world. In his travels he finds company in the form of A twinkie obsessed killing machine(Woody Harrelson), A conniving teenager(Emma Stone) and her sister(Abigail Breslin).
9.5 out of 10. Hilarious AND gory
A terrified teenager is one of the few people left alive in a land where zombies took over the world. In his travels he finds company in the form of A twinkie obsessed killing machine(Woody Harrelson), A conniving teenager(Emma Stone) and her sister(Abigail Breslin).
9.5 out of 10. Hilarious AND gory
Monday, September 28, 2009
Dave Chappelle: Killin' them softly
i saw this the same night i watched ghost dog. it was a bit dated.
Stand-up extraordinaire Dave Chappelle works his magic on Washington D.C. and nothing is out of the question: Bill Clinton, George Bush, His White friend Chip, the police, racism, Projects and, my personal favorite, Sesame street.
7 out of 10. funny, but dated.
Stand-up extraordinaire Dave Chappelle works his magic on Washington D.C. and nothing is out of the question: Bill Clinton, George Bush, His White friend Chip, the police, racism, Projects and, my personal favorite, Sesame street.
7 out of 10. funny, but dated.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Ghost Dog: The way of the Samurai
I saw this movie last night. I made pizza. It was good.
Ghost Dog(Forest Whitaker) is a samurai contract killer who likes poetry and is the assistant to a mafia member. He communicates only Via Carrier pigeons, Which he raises on the top of his building. but after the head of the mafia wants him dead, He must pull out all the stops to keep himself alive.
8 out of 10. there was A sum of Symbolism i didn't completely understand until the end.
Ghost Dog(Forest Whitaker) is a samurai contract killer who likes poetry and is the assistant to a mafia member. He communicates only Via Carrier pigeons, Which he raises on the top of his building. but after the head of the mafia wants him dead, He must pull out all the stops to keep himself alive.
8 out of 10. there was A sum of Symbolism i didn't completely understand until the end.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
the grizzly Man
i saw this movie on Netflix a while ago. it is a weird movie.
Outdoors-person Timothy Treadwell Videotapes a trip into the wild to help save grizzly bears from threats. He says he will die for his animals. Ironically, He is killed by a bear at the end of his trip. That was not a spoiler, you hear that near the beginning of the movie.
7 out of 10. WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Outdoors-person Timothy Treadwell Videotapes a trip into the wild to help save grizzly bears from threats. He says he will die for his animals. Ironically, He is killed by a bear at the end of his trip. That was not a spoiler, you hear that near the beginning of the movie.
7 out of 10. WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saving Grace
I saw this movie yesterday courtesy Of netflix. Take the drama out of renting.
A newly widowed old lady(Martha Brethlyn) discovers her late husband left here in serious debt. To help get the money for her back, The lady's gardener helps her grow Ganja to sell.
7 out of 10.
A newly widowed old lady(Martha Brethlyn) discovers her late husband left here in serious debt. To help get the money for her back, The lady's gardener helps her grow Ganja to sell.
7 out of 10.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Chris Rock: Bring the pain
I got the download of the performance from my dad.
This is a live video recording of a Chris Rock comedy skit in Washington D.C. it talks about many issues such as Jail, Commitment, food, Colin Powell, O.J. Simpson and my personal favorite: Marion Barry.
9 out of 10.HILARIOUS.
This is a live video recording of a Chris Rock comedy skit in Washington D.C. it talks about many issues such as Jail, Commitment, food, Colin Powell, O.J. Simpson and my personal favorite: Marion Barry.
9 out of 10.HILARIOUS.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
MORE AWESOME QUOTES
"So when did the nut take over the Nut-House?"
"Get back up there and kick his ass"
"I SAW THE BLAST!"
"You got some moves, pal."
"I'm going to learn jujitsu?"
"3 YEARS!!!!!?!?!?!?!?"
"42!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?"
"Get back up there and kick his ass"
"I SAW THE BLAST!"
"You got some moves, pal."
"I'm going to learn jujitsu?"
"3 YEARS!!!!!?!?!?!?!?"
"42!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?"
Saturday, September 12, 2009
District 9
i got back from seeing this just about an hour ago.
A Military official(Sharito Cropley)who works for an intergalactic affairs society called MNU is sent inside an alien inhabited "District" In Johannesburg Africa, where the residents are disgusted by the alien presence. the official accidentally changes His DNA so that he is slowly turning into an alien.
8.5 for District 9. they continued saying the F-word throughout the film, in English. and in Alien
A Military official(Sharito Cropley)who works for an intergalactic affairs society called MNU is sent inside an alien inhabited "District" In Johannesburg Africa, where the residents are disgusted by the alien presence. the official accidentally changes His DNA so that he is slowly turning into an alien.
8.5 for District 9. they continued saying the F-word throughout the film, in English. and in Alien
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Look........
i have been having a slow sector. i need to watch something fresh and fast. i do have a movie will be seeing in theaters soon, but that won't be until September 12th. send me to see something!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Raising Arizona
i saw this movie last night. it was pretty good.
H.I.(Nicolas Cage) is an Ex-Con who marries Ed(Holly Hunter) who is an ex-cop. they are extremely happy with there marriage until they found out they couldn't have children. So, they hatch a plan to steal one of the quintuplets of Nathan Arizona, a successful non painted furniture seller.
8 out of 10. Nicolas Cage was better in his goofy roles then the ones nowadays.
H.I.(Nicolas Cage) is an Ex-Con who marries Ed(Holly Hunter) who is an ex-cop. they are extremely happy with there marriage until they found out they couldn't have children. So, they hatch a plan to steal one of the quintuplets of Nathan Arizona, a successful non painted furniture seller.
8 out of 10. Nicolas Cage was better in his goofy roles then the ones nowadays.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
best lines from movies ever
"i ate his liver, with some Fava beans, and a nice quianti"
"Some men, just want to watch the world burn"
"The light is green"
"THIS IS SPARTA"
"I did it for the mortgage"
"Dishonor on your family!"
"Tell me where the rabbit's foot is"
"Make it bacon!"
"krrtchh"
"The old man smells like prunes!"
"Some men, just want to watch the world burn"
"The light is green"
"THIS IS SPARTA"
"I did it for the mortgage"
"Dishonor on your family!"
"Tell me where the rabbit's foot is"
"Make it bacon!"
"krrtchh"
"The old man smells like prunes!"
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Re-schedule
the g awards were interrupted on the scheduled day. it will be re-scheduled to September 13.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Best actor in a leading role
Nominees:
Aaron Eckhart(Thank you for smoking)
Dev Patel(Slumdog Millionaire)
Christian Bale(The Dark Knight)
Sean Penn(Milk)
Ben Affleck(Dogma)
And the winner is........................Aaron Eckhart!!!!
Aaron Eckhart(Thank you for smoking)
Dev Patel(Slumdog Millionaire)
Christian Bale(The Dark Knight)
Sean Penn(Milk)
Ben Affleck(Dogma)
And the winner is........................Aaron Eckhart!!!!
WELCOME TO THE G AWARDS
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boo!
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boo!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Super size me
i saw this movie because i have this movie.
Documentary guru Morgan Sperlock takes the ultimate health risk of a lifetime: 30 straight days of only McDonald's food to eat. it shows the entire disgusting 30 day process while explaining the dysfunction of America's eating habits.
8 out of 10. do not watch while eating.
Documentary guru Morgan Sperlock takes the ultimate health risk of a lifetime: 30 straight days of only McDonald's food to eat. it shows the entire disgusting 30 day process while explaining the dysfunction of America's eating habits.
8 out of 10. do not watch while eating.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Categories
best actor and best actress in a leading role
best actor and best actress in a supporting role
best diabolical villain
best social villain
best foreign film
best director
best documentary
best Dead movie person
worst ever movie
best actor in the role of a crazy person
best actor and best actress in a supporting role
best diabolical villain
best social villain
best foreign film
best director
best documentary
best Dead movie person
worst ever movie
best actor in the role of a crazy person
Monday, August 10, 2009
my top 5 movies that won best picture
Before i start, keep in mind i may or may not have seen SOME of these movies.
1: Slumdog Millionaire-You saw it coming.
2: The Bridge on the river Kwai- this POW flick was incredible. i have to love it now because "Col. Bogey" is stuck in my head.
3: The Godfather part I- once again, you saw it coming.
4: Amadeus-It was a really good movie, but it was a little......... weird.
5: LOTR: The return of the king- You really saw that one coming.
1: Slumdog Millionaire-You saw it coming.
2: The Bridge on the river Kwai- this POW flick was incredible. i have to love it now because "Col. Bogey" is stuck in my head.
3: The Godfather part I- once again, you saw it coming.
4: Amadeus-It was a really good movie, but it was a little......... weird.
5: LOTR: The return of the king- You really saw that one coming.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Place in your VOTES!
i am hosting a Voting ring. if you think any of these are fit to be nominees for the G awards, place in your bet.
NOMINEES FOR BEST PICTURE:
Thank you for Smoking VS. Men in Black
Little miss Sunshine VS. Valkyrie
Slumdog millionaire VS. Touching the Void
Yes Man VS. Zoolander
The Dark Knight VS. Every Little Step
NOMINEES FOR BEST PICTURE:
Thank you for Smoking VS. Men in Black
Little miss Sunshine VS. Valkyrie
Slumdog millionaire VS. Touching the Void
Yes Man VS. Zoolander
The Dark Knight VS. Every Little Step
Saturday, August 8, 2009
The G awards
mark your calender because on august 21st i will be hosting my own awards show! i will be having nominees and winners and everything! it will be great. So on august 21st, same place. be there or be square.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
the way i rate my movies
1 point for innovation.
1 point for living up to the hype.
1 point if it kept me interested.
1 point if the critics liked it as much as i did.
1 point if it won, was nominated for or there is buzz about a nomination for an Oscar.
1 point if i liked the actors.
1 point if i liked the characters.
2 points if the ending was shocking or scary.
1 point if it had good special effects.
1 point for living up to the hype.
1 point if it kept me interested.
1 point if the critics liked it as much as i did.
1 point if it won, was nominated for or there is buzz about a nomination for an Oscar.
1 point if i liked the actors.
1 point if i liked the characters.
2 points if the ending was shocking or scary.
1 point if it had good special effects.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
101 dalmatians
i watched this movie in camp yesterday. we didn't have much to do.
A man with a dog lives alone in their small London apartment until he is Married to a lady with a dog they find on a walk. the dogs, who are both Dalmatians, have 15 puppies. however, the puppies are taken by a villainous old woman who wants to turn them into a coat.
8 1/2 for 101. it was too short to get any higher.
A man with a dog lives alone in their small London apartment until he is Married to a lady with a dog they find on a walk. the dogs, who are both Dalmatians, have 15 puppies. however, the puppies are taken by a villainous old woman who wants to turn them into a coat.
8 1/2 for 101. it was too short to get any higher.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Zoolander
i just finished watching this movie. courtesy of Netflix, of course.
Fashion model Derek Zoolander(Ben Stiller) goes into retirement after losing a rival fight to a Model by the alias of Hansel(Owen Wilson). after this, he is pulled into a scheme to kill the prime minister of Malaysia by an evil fashion designer(Will Ferrell).
9 and a quarter for Zoolander. it was hilarious.
Fashion model Derek Zoolander(Ben Stiller) goes into retirement after losing a rival fight to a Model by the alias of Hansel(Owen Wilson). after this, he is pulled into a scheme to kill the prime minister of Malaysia by an evil fashion designer(Will Ferrell).
9 and a quarter for Zoolander. it was hilarious.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Role Models
i am watching this on netflix.
Two men(Sean William Scott And Paul Rudd) who are supposed to be arrested after crashing an energy drink truck into a school statue, they are instead given 150 service hours that will be spent at a place that brings together adults and children. at first they hate it, but then they grow bonds with their assigned children. however, they might get tossed into jail by the leader of the industry(Jane Lynch)
9 out of 10. very entertaining.
Two men(Sean William Scott And Paul Rudd) who are supposed to be arrested after crashing an energy drink truck into a school statue, they are instead given 150 service hours that will be spent at a place that brings together adults and children. at first they hate it, but then they grow bonds with their assigned children. however, they might get tossed into jail by the leader of the industry(Jane Lynch)
9 out of 10. very entertaining.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Harry potter and the half blood prince
i saw this movie in theaters yesterday. i should have seen public enemies instead.
Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe) is at his sixth year at Hogwarts school And he has a new set of things to learn and destroy. he continues the fight against the dark lord. Pretty much nothing you haven't already seen in his previous movies.
5 out of 10. it was Charlie and the chocolate factory all over again.
Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe) is at his sixth year at Hogwarts school And he has a new set of things to learn and destroy. he continues the fight against the dark lord. Pretty much nothing you haven't already seen in his previous movies.
5 out of 10. it was Charlie and the chocolate factory all over again.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Notable films with Jim Carrey
yes man
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
The Mask
A series of unfortunate events
The number 23
The Majestic
Ace Ventura
The Truman Show
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
The Mask
A series of unfortunate events
The number 23
The Majestic
Ace Ventura
The Truman Show
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Yes man
i got this movie on netflix and watched it last night.
Carl(Jim Carrey)is a negative lonely dude who decides to go on a program that tells him to say yes to every Question they ask of him. If he says no, everything goes wrong. at first it works, but then he sees some challenges.
9 out of 10.
Carl(Jim Carrey)is a negative lonely dude who decides to go on a program that tells him to say yes to every Question they ask of him. If he says no, everything goes wrong. at first it works, but then he sees some challenges.
9 out of 10.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Top 5 Movies i have enjoyed that i have reviewed
1: Little miss sunshine
2: Happy Texas
3: The Dark Knight
4: Batman Begins
5: Get Smart
2: Happy Texas
3: The Dark Knight
4: Batman Begins
5: Get Smart
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Spring breakdown
i saw this movie on netflix.
Three friends from high school(Amy Poehler, Parker Posy, Rachael Dratch) go to south Padre Texas for spring break to re-live there youth, and become wasted.
6 out of 10.it was okay.
Three friends from high school(Amy Poehler, Parker Posy, Rachael Dratch) go to south Padre Texas for spring break to re-live there youth, and become wasted.
6 out of 10.it was okay.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Men in black II
i saw this movie on netflix. i ordered it directly after i saw the first movie.
Agent J(Will Smith)is an agent monitoring alien activity on earth. He is then sent out to get a former agent(Tommy Lee Jones) out of retirement and protect the witness of a brutal alien murder(Rosario Dawson).
8 out of 10. it wasn't as good as the original.
Agent J(Will Smith)is an agent monitoring alien activity on earth. He is then sent out to get a former agent(Tommy Lee Jones) out of retirement and protect the witness of a brutal alien murder(Rosario Dawson).
8 out of 10. it wasn't as good as the original.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Guest blogger Thomas S. #3
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian:
They have a lot of interesting characters in this movie (Darth Vader, Oscar the Grouch, etc.). They go into dangerous situations and battle. However, no one gets hurt. I think the movie is a very good movie but tell your kids not to try it at home or at the museum.
Thomas S. will be a guest blogger almost every Tuesday and Thursday for the summer. i will simply be doing all other days. Sincerely, Greg Leonard, CEO.
They have a lot of interesting characters in this movie (Darth Vader, Oscar the Grouch, etc.). They go into dangerous situations and battle. However, no one gets hurt. I think the movie is a very good movie but tell your kids not to try it at home or at the museum.
Thomas S. will be a guest blogger almost every Tuesday and Thursday for the summer. i will simply be doing all other days. Sincerely, Greg Leonard, CEO.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Top 5 books that should be turned into movies OR movies that should be remade
1: The Tenth Justice-A clerk to a justice accidentally breaks his ethics code to a blackmailer. with the help of his roommates, he tries to track down the blackmailer.
2: The shining-It would be awesome if someone re-made this movie with success. most classic movie suck when they turn to re-makes(Like the re-make of "Psycho")
3: Excalibur-it had all the movie potential when it came out. it just didn't deliver. but we have wonderful directors now.
4: Airman-An awesome Eoin Colfer book. i would very much desire for it to become a movie.
5: YOU TELL ME! send your ideas via Comment or E-mail. my address is gargoyleboy8@comcast.com
2: The shining-It would be awesome if someone re-made this movie with success. most classic movie suck when they turn to re-makes(Like the re-make of "Psycho")
3: Excalibur-it had all the movie potential when it came out. it just didn't deliver. but we have wonderful directors now.
4: Airman-An awesome Eoin Colfer book. i would very much desire for it to become a movie.
5: YOU TELL ME! send your ideas via Comment or E-mail. my address is gargoyleboy8@comcast.com
Guest Blogger Thomas S. #2
Pink Panther 2:
Inspector Cloussieu does a lot of funny stuff! He fell off a building and accidently opened a horse shed. He says funny stuff in a funny way. Jojoba. He looked like a doofus around the people who acted normal but he solved the case. This movie was so funny that it made me, my brother, and my sister laugh. I recommend this movie but make sureto warn your kids not to try this at home.
Inspector Cloussieu does a lot of funny stuff! He fell off a building and accidently opened a horse shed. He says funny stuff in a funny way. Jojoba. He looked like a doofus around the people who acted normal but he solved the case. This movie was so funny that it made me, my brother, and my sister laugh. I recommend this movie but make sureto warn your kids not to try this at home.
Guest Blogger Thomas S.
Night at the Museum:
I've seen this movie 5 times. It is about a museum that comes to life. The night guard finds out about it. There are funny monkeys. I liked the way the different civilizations interacted. I think the movie should be rated PG because kids might peepee on people.
I've seen this movie 5 times. It is about a museum that comes to life. The night guard finds out about it. There are funny monkeys. I liked the way the different civilizations interacted. I think the movie should be rated PG because kids might peepee on people.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Top 5 quotes from movies
"How about a magic trick?"The joker in "The Dark Knight"
"I ate his liver, with some Fava beans, and an ice quianti" Hannibal Lecter, in "the Silence of the Lambs"
"The light is green." Wayne Wayne Jr. in "Happy Texas"
"It ain't over til the fat lady sings" Will smith in "Independence day"
"i thought she would be watching" Jamal in "Slumdog Millionaire"
"I ate his liver, with some Fava beans, and an ice quianti" Hannibal Lecter, in "the Silence of the Lambs"
"The light is green." Wayne Wayne Jr. in "Happy Texas"
"It ain't over til the fat lady sings" Will smith in "Independence day"
"i thought she would be watching" Jamal in "Slumdog Millionaire"
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Ferris Bueller's day off
i saw this movie on netflix. it was awesome. it is my new Napoleon Dynamite.
Ferris(Matthew Broderick)is a spoiled teenager who knows every single trick to skipping school without getting caught. One day, however, the school dean(Jeffery Jones) tries to get him caught. however, Ferris has a plan.............
10 out of 10. this was awesome and cool.
Ferris(Matthew Broderick)is a spoiled teenager who knows every single trick to skipping school without getting caught. One day, however, the school dean(Jeffery Jones) tries to get him caught. however, Ferris has a plan.............
10 out of 10. this was awesome and cool.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
men in black
i saw this movie last night, i loved it.
Officer K(Tommy Lee Jones), a worker of a Secret Society that monitors Alien activity. after his intern leaves, he chooses A new one: Agent J(Will Smith). after an alien bug lands on earth, they are sent To Get rid of it.
10 out of 10. it was absolutely wonderful.
Officer K(Tommy Lee Jones), a worker of a Secret Society that monitors Alien activity. after his intern leaves, he chooses A new one: Agent J(Will Smith). after an alien bug lands on earth, they are sent To Get rid of it.
10 out of 10. it was absolutely wonderful.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Happy Texas
i saw this movie on netflix a while ao. it was really really funny.
Two convicts who escape from the cop car that is transporting them and steal an RV and take over the position of the two men who owned it before. there is just a catch: the previous owners of the RV| are gay pageant directors on there way to small town Texas.
10 and a 1/2 out of 11. i just had to give it higher than a ten.
Two convicts who escape from the cop car that is transporting them and steal an RV and take over the position of the two men who owned it before. there is just a catch: the previous owners of the RV| are gay pageant directors on there way to small town Texas.
10 and a 1/2 out of 11. i just had to give it higher than a ten.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Top 5 comedic performances
1: Will smith in "Independence day": Funny. he was doing all these different funny thing that still worked.
2: Steve Martin in "Baby Mama": people did not talk about his performance in this movie much but he was very funny. kinda Creepy, but funny.
3: Steve Carell in "Little miss Sunshine": Very funny and very sarcastic. he didn't win an Oscar, but he won over our hearts.
4: Will Ferrell in "Blades of Glory": he was just so disgusting, weird and funny at the same time. that is a tall order.
5: Chris Tucker in "Rush hour 3":| He was very funny playing a cop who was rejected by his piers and put with a strict Asian dude.
2: Steve Martin in "Baby Mama": people did not talk about his performance in this movie much but he was very funny. kinda Creepy, but funny.
3: Steve Carell in "Little miss Sunshine": Very funny and very sarcastic. he didn't win an Oscar, but he won over our hearts.
4: Will Ferrell in "Blades of Glory": he was just so disgusting, weird and funny at the same time. that is a tall order.
5: Chris Tucker in "Rush hour 3":| He was very funny playing a cop who was rejected by his piers and put with a strict Asian dude.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Dogma
i liked this movie. i found it with the Other VHS videos at my house.
Two renegade Angels (Matt Damon & Ben Affleck) find a loophole into heaven by breaking a certain decree that could put the whole existence in jeopardy. now, it is up to an abortion clinic worker, Two sex obsessed prophets(Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith} the 13th apostle(Chris Rock) and a Muse(Salma Hayek) to save the world.
7 out of 10. funny, but very violent.
Two renegade Angels (Matt Damon & Ben Affleck) find a loophole into heaven by breaking a certain decree that could put the whole existence in jeopardy. now, it is up to an abortion clinic worker, Two sex obsessed prophets(Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith} the 13th apostle(Chris Rock) and a Muse(Salma Hayek) to save the world.
7 out of 10. funny, but very violent.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Driving ms. daisy
i saw this movie on TV a couple of days ago.
Hokie(Morgan Freeman) has been hired by a son(Dan Akroyd) to drive around his cranky, racist and control freak of a mother. however, along the path they learn new things about each other.
8 out of 10. a tearjerker.
Hokie(Morgan Freeman) has been hired by a son(Dan Akroyd) to drive around his cranky, racist and control freak of a mother. however, along the path they learn new things about each other.
8 out of 10. a tearjerker.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Top 5 Places to shoot movies
1: New Zealand. you can shoot pretty much any movie you want in New Zealand. it is such a beautiful landscape. you can use it for romance and war. See Lord of the rings.
2: New Mexico. Preferably Albuquerque deserts. It is mostly used for war because there is so much free space. See terminator Salvation.
3: New york city: Any much any movie about the city is there. See Muppets take Manhattan.
4: Ohio: The ultimate country movie spot. Ranches, cattle, Good old home cooking and Llamas. See Napoleon Dynamite.
5: China: You really can not shoot a Chinese movie anywhere but China.
2: New Mexico. Preferably Albuquerque deserts. It is mostly used for war because there is so much free space. See terminator Salvation.
3: New york city: Any much any movie about the city is there. See Muppets take Manhattan.
4: Ohio: The ultimate country movie spot. Ranches, cattle, Good old home cooking and Llamas. See Napoleon Dynamite.
5: China: You really can not shoot a Chinese movie anywhere but China.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Napoleon Dynamite
i got this movie as a birthday present. My family hates it, but it's just so Funny!
Napoleon(Jon Heder) is a teenager from small town Ohio who has some very peculiar circumstances: He has a pet Llama, a best friend named Pedro, and skills that cannot be topped. he tries to help his friend win the award of class president.
8 out of 10. critics hated it. but i beg to differ.
Napoleon(Jon Heder) is a teenager from small town Ohio who has some very peculiar circumstances: He has a pet Llama, a best friend named Pedro, and skills that cannot be topped. he tries to help his friend win the award of class president.
8 out of 10. critics hated it. but i beg to differ.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Movies coming out soon that look remotely interesting.
i have looked at trailers for the following movies, and think that if you get the chance you should see.
Transformers 2
Moon
The hurt locker
Public enemies
The taking of pelham 123
Funny people
Harry potter and the Half-Blood prince
District 9
Ponyo
Inglorious Basterds
Transformers 2
Moon
The hurt locker
Public enemies
The taking of pelham 123
Funny people
Harry potter and the Half-Blood prince
District 9
Ponyo
Inglorious Basterds
Sunday, June 14, 2009
The Spirit/Up
The spirit i saw last night on Netflix. I just got back from seeing up.
The Spirit: Denny Colt(Gabriel Macht) died but was mysteriously brought back to life to Question his resurrection and Eventually fight off the Octopus(Samuel L. Jackson) and his crew of henchmen.
7 out of 10. a guilty pleasure, but with flaws.
Up: Carl Frederickson(Ed Asner) decides to tie a good 3,000 balloons to the top of his house and set off for Paradise falls. The trouble is he picks up an undesired stowaway who throws a gear in the mix.
Despite its hipe, this movie was not the movie it was all set up to be. It was Depressing, which the critics diguised with the word "Heartwarming". I| think i will vomit.
6 out of 10. Doug the talking dog saved the movie.
The Spirit: Denny Colt(Gabriel Macht) died but was mysteriously brought back to life to Question his resurrection and Eventually fight off the Octopus(Samuel L. Jackson) and his crew of henchmen.
7 out of 10. a guilty pleasure, but with flaws.
Up: Carl Frederickson(Ed Asner) decides to tie a good 3,000 balloons to the top of his house and set off for Paradise falls. The trouble is he picks up an undesired stowaway who throws a gear in the mix.
Despite its hipe, this movie was not the movie it was all set up to be. It was Depressing, which the critics diguised with the word "Heartwarming". I| think i will vomit.
6 out of 10. Doug the talking dog saved the movie.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
M|y top 5 worst movies
1: The young visitors: Depressing. boring. if movies had laws of taste, this would be probably the most wanted outlaw.
2: The tale of Desperaux: I guess the story was OK, but all the rest sucked.
3: X-men 3: It was only good the first time around. otherwise, the movie lacked plot.
4: Failure to launch: It would be typical for Matthew to star in a movie like this.
5: LOTR: The two towers: Bad.
2: The tale of Desperaux: I guess the story was OK, but all the rest sucked.
3: X-men 3: It was only good the first time around. otherwise, the movie lacked plot.
4: Failure to launch: It would be typical for Matthew to star in a movie like this.
5: LOTR: The two towers: Bad.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Slumdog Millionaire
My mom ordered us this instant classic on netflix.
Jamal(Dev Patel) is a Slumdog "Chai water" server from Mumbai who wins who wants to be a Millionaire, is accused of cheating and is rapidly tortured for answers. he didn' t cheat: He new all the answers from life experience which are shown in rapid flashbacks.
9 out of 10. it was very good, but very sad.
Jamal(Dev Patel) is a Slumdog "Chai water" server from Mumbai who wins who wants to be a Millionaire, is accused of cheating and is rapidly tortured for answers. he didn' t cheat: He new all the answers from life experience which are shown in rapid flashbacks.
9 out of 10. it was very good, but very sad.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
My top 5 TV series
1:House(Fox): Brilliant. Sarcastic. Dramatic. Humorous. all the ingredients to an Emmy winner.
2: Survivor(CBS): incredibly Psychological. it will always keep you guessing.
3: Project Runway(Bravo): really surprising and funny. sometimes over-the-top and full of crazy people.
4: Monk(USA): It is like house with detectives. very very good.
5: What i learned from the movies(Reelzchannel: 30 minutes of hilarious comedy and life lessons learned from movies.
2: Survivor(CBS): incredibly Psychological. it will always keep you guessing.
3: Project Runway(Bravo): really surprising and funny. sometimes over-the-top and full of crazy people.
4: Monk(USA): It is like house with detectives. very very good.
5: What i learned from the movies(Reelzchannel: 30 minutes of hilarious comedy and life lessons learned from movies.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
my top 5 funniest movies
1: Happy Texas: really good. it didn't get much buzz but was refreshing and satisfying.
2: Little Ms. Sunshine: Very good. it deserved every Oscar award and nomination it got.
3: Mad Money: very good movie. critics didn't like it much though.
4: A Mighty Wind: It was by far the best Christopher Guest movie i have ever seen. really.
5: Get Smart: this was an exceptionally good movie. i watched it several times and loved it every time.
2: Little Ms. Sunshine: Very good. it deserved every Oscar award and nomination it got.
3: Mad Money: very good movie. critics didn't like it much though.
4: A Mighty Wind: It was by far the best Christopher Guest movie i have ever seen. really.
5: Get Smart: this was an exceptionally good movie. i watched it several times and loved it every time.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Rush hour 3
I saw this movie on demand at my grandparents house.
Carter(Chris Tucker) and Lee(Jackie Chan) are on the case of a group of hitmen who operate in Paris. Lee discovers that one of the members of the group is his brother Kenji, and has to face him down in the end.
9 out of 10. very good.
Carter(Chris Tucker) and Lee(Jackie Chan) are on the case of a group of hitmen who operate in Paris. Lee discovers that one of the members of the group is his brother Kenji, and has to face him down in the end.
9 out of 10. very good.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Every little step
i just saw it this morning.
in this documentary you get to see a full-scale audition process for the Broadway musical "a Chorus line". it also shows the history of the show and how it began.
9 and 1/2 out of 10. it was kinda long.
in this documentary you get to see a full-scale audition process for the Broadway musical "a Chorus line". it also shows the history of the show and how it began.
9 and 1/2 out of 10. it was kinda long.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Calamity jane
i saw this movie just now on netflix. Netflix is awesome. i hope it teams up with Hulu to take over the world.
Calamity(Doris Day) is a special delivery woman in the Midwest who is quick on the trigger. One day she is asked to transport a singer to the small town to sing. the singer is not there so the underloved maid takes her place. she goes back to the city and wins over the heart of pretty much every man there.
6 1/2 for calam. the movie was a catastrophe.
Calamity(Doris Day) is a special delivery woman in the Midwest who is quick on the trigger. One day she is asked to transport a singer to the small town to sing. the singer is not there so the underloved maid takes her place. she goes back to the city and wins over the heart of pretty much every man there.
6 1/2 for calam. the movie was a catastrophe.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Top 5 performances that you must watch
1: Aaron Eckhart in the dark knight-Intense. he was mildly underrated because of heath ledger, but is one true must see in the movie.
2: Judi Dench in Casino royale-Blew my mind.She was so good she was all i could think about during the movie. Too bad Quantum of solace made her look like a villain.
3: Heath Ledger in the dark knight-Of course. He was the icing on the cake in that movie as the Deranged serial killer. a good farewell performance.
4: Alan Rickman in Sweeney Todd-Incredible. He is all my mom ever talks about and plays villains in the most oscar-worthy way.
5: Steve Carell in Little Ms sunshine-That was one of the most hilarious roles i have ever seen him in. He deserved the oscar for best supporting actor. it was given to Alan Arkin, who was also in the movie.
2: Judi Dench in Casino royale-Blew my mind.She was so good she was all i could think about during the movie. Too bad Quantum of solace made her look like a villain.
3: Heath Ledger in the dark knight-Of course. He was the icing on the cake in that movie as the Deranged serial killer. a good farewell performance.
4: Alan Rickman in Sweeney Todd-Incredible. He is all my mom ever talks about and plays villains in the most oscar-worthy way.
5: Steve Carell in Little Ms sunshine-That was one of the most hilarious roles i have ever seen him in. He deserved the oscar for best supporting actor. it was given to Alan Arkin, who was also in the movie.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
stripes
got this movie at a thrift store. one of the best movies i have ever seen.
in this movie, Bill Murray plays an average man who has lost pretty much everything and decides to join the army. he also learns several life lessons and risks everything when he steals an armored car to take his friend and some MP's to the mountains.
9 out of 10.
in this movie, Bill Murray plays an average man who has lost pretty much everything and decides to join the army. he also learns several life lessons and risks everything when he steals an armored car to take his friend and some MP's to the mountains.
9 out of 10.
Monday, May 4, 2009
X-men origins: wolverine
i saw this movie on the big screen: pretty much one of the only good ways to see an action movie.
this movie is how about how wolverine(Hugh Jackman} came to being, involving a rivalry with his brother Victor Creed(Liev Schrieber), who will later be known as Sabertooth. it a;so shows flashes of other mutants and X-men characters.
5/10.it was okay.
this movie is how about how wolverine(Hugh Jackman} came to being, involving a rivalry with his brother Victor Creed(Liev Schrieber), who will later be known as Sabertooth. it a;so shows flashes of other mutants and X-men characters.
5/10.it was okay.
Friday, May 1, 2009
requests?
i would just like to inform you that i am open to any suggestions you may offer to the movies review.i will probably do it under the condition that i haven't already reviewed it. otherwise i have no problem reviewing movies. if you want me to do a top 5 list of any specific group of movies, be my guest. the thing is, i need input.i don't wan't to just drone on about movies you have never and probably will never see.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
back to the future
i saw this movie courtesy of netflix.
teenager Marty Mcfly(Michael J. fox) is living in the year 1985. his life is completely normal until his friend(Christopher Lloyd) sends him back in time to 1955 where must race against time to get back before his family ultimately becomes nonexistent and, after a certain amount of time,him.
7 out of 10. i was kinda nervous near the end.
teenager Marty Mcfly(Michael J. fox) is living in the year 1985. his life is completely normal until his friend(Christopher Lloyd) sends him back in time to 1955 where must race against time to get back before his family ultimately becomes nonexistent and, after a certain amount of time,him.
7 out of 10. i was kinda nervous near the end.
Friday, April 24, 2009
my top 5 worst movies
1-the illusionist: the biggest disappointment i have ever had. IT WAS SO DULL!
2-the wiz: the stage version was much better. the story was OK, but it was rather disagreeable.
3-the incredible hulk. WHAT ON EARTH!
4-Iron Man: not good. I absolutely disliked it.
5-Troy: sooooooooooooooooooo long and boring.
2-the wiz: the stage version was much better. the story was OK, but it was rather disagreeable.
3-the incredible hulk. WHAT ON EARTH!
4-Iron Man: not good. I absolutely disliked it.
5-Troy: sooooooooooooooooooo long and boring.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
the rocky horror picture show
i saw this movie and had an almost immediate respect for old movies. it was incredible.
Brad and Janet are a sweet couple happily in love when they go out to see a friend and have a flat tire. reluctantly they go over to a castle, the closest building they can find and are thrust into a pandemonium when they find the house is owned bye a crazy transvestite scientist(Tim curry).
Brad and Janet are a sweet couple happily in love when they go out to see a friend and have a flat tire. reluctantly they go over to a castle, the closest building they can find and are thrust into a pandemonium when they find the house is owned bye a crazy transvestite scientist(Tim curry).
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
war of the worlds
another movie i watched from the many movies i watched over spring break.
in this movie a construction worker(Tom Cruise) finds himself in danger after an asteroid lands on earth and martians come upon the earth and begin to kill all. having the only working car he sets off in search of shelter.
7 out of 10.
in this movie a construction worker(Tom Cruise) finds himself in danger after an asteroid lands on earth and martians come upon the earth and begin to kill all. having the only working car he sets off in search of shelter.
7 out of 10.
Friday, April 17, 2009
the reduced shakespeare company
i got this movie from Netflix and rented it twice because it was hilarious.
In this taped live performance, three men(all of them modern day Shakespeare devotees) take the liberty of doing all of Shakespeare's great works abridged in this 90 minute spectacle.
10 out of 10. absolutely ravenous.
In this taped live performance, three men(all of them modern day Shakespeare devotees) take the liberty of doing all of Shakespeare's great works abridged in this 90 minute spectacle.
10 out of 10. absolutely ravenous.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
hancock
i saw this movie on DVD when my cousin brought it over.
Hancock(Will Smith) is an under admired superhero who finds refuge with a family of a business promoter(Ryan Reynolds) and his wife(Charlize Theron) who help him get back on track. but when he finds out that the wife have similar traits to him, he begins to ponder his existence.
7 out of 10. Pretty good.
Hancock(Will Smith) is an under admired superhero who finds refuge with a family of a business promoter(Ryan Reynolds) and his wife(Charlize Theron) who help him get back on track. but when he finds out that the wife have similar traits to him, he begins to ponder his existence.
7 out of 10. Pretty good.
Monday, April 13, 2009
I, Robot
i got to see this movie in the treasure trove of movies i borrowed from my cousin while he was here.
Detective Del Spooner(Will Smith) sets off to inspect a large robot Distribution company after the death of the product designer and begins to believe that even with a seemingly full-proof set of laws that the robots are on the verge of world takeover.
8 out of 10. Very good.
Detective Del Spooner(Will Smith) sets off to inspect a large robot Distribution company after the death of the product designer and begins to believe that even with a seemingly full-proof set of laws that the robots are on the verge of world takeover.
8 out of 10. Very good.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
I am Legend
i just saw this movie on Netflix and i loved it to pieces. it was Great.
In post-apocalypse New york where Robert Neville(Will Smith) is the last human alive in a city inhabited by Zombies. He only has his Dog to remind him of his old family and when he gets Visitors, he realizes he might not be alone........
9 1/2 out of 10. incredible.
In post-apocalypse New york where Robert Neville(Will Smith) is the last human alive in a city inhabited by Zombies. He only has his Dog to remind him of his old family and when he gets Visitors, he realizes he might not be alone........
9 1/2 out of 10. incredible.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Van Helsing
i got to see this movie because my cousin brought over a whole slew of DVDs and T|his one stood out the most.
Van Helsing(Hugh Jackman) Is sent to Transylvania to find and destroy Dracula with the help of certain of the village members who were terrorized by the monsters in the area. This movie includes appearances Mr. Hyde, The wolf man and Frankenstein's Monster.
8 and 1/2 for van Helsing. Very good.
Van Helsing(Hugh Jackman) Is sent to Transylvania to find and destroy Dracula with the help of certain of the village members who were terrorized by the monsters in the area. This movie includes appearances Mr. Hyde, The wolf man and Frankenstein's Monster.
8 and 1/2 for van Helsing. Very good.
Monday, April 6, 2009
X-men 3: The last stand
i saw this movie once at a friend"s house and once at my cousin's house.
The mutants(Patrick Stewart, Halle Barry, Hugh Jackman, Ian Mckellen ETC) are mourning the death of mutant Jean Grey. that Is until they find out she came back to life. But now she is different. And it is not for the better that the humans have created a mutant Antibody that can cure the Mutants.
5 out of 10. It was not good.
The mutants(Patrick Stewart, Halle Barry, Hugh Jackman, Ian Mckellen ETC) are mourning the death of mutant Jean Grey. that Is until they find out she came back to life. But now she is different. And it is not for the better that the humans have created a mutant Antibody that can cure the Mutants.
5 out of 10. It was not good.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Twilight (2008)
i liked the movie but i didn't really see what all the hype was about.
Bella(Kristen Stewart) moves from Arizona to a small town in Washington state where she meets Edward(Robert Pattinson). she eventually falls in love with and discovers that Edward is a vampire.
8 out of 10. The makeup and visual effects were terrible.
Bella(Kristen Stewart) moves from Arizona to a small town in Washington state where she meets Edward(Robert Pattinson). she eventually falls in love with and discovers that Edward is a vampire.
8 out of 10. The makeup and visual effects were terrible.
Monday, March 23, 2009
For your consideration(Or so its named)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! What was this?!??! This was terrible!
Christopher guest returned for another mockumentary this time about a film crew of different proportions: A veteran actor(Harry Shearer), A famous classic actress(Catherine O'Hara), A young actress(Parker Posey), and A flipping out director(Christopher Guest). Also in the cast are Jennifer Coolidge, Michael McKean and many more.
2 out of 10. i am disgusted.
Christopher guest returned for another mockumentary this time about a film crew of different proportions: A veteran actor(Harry Shearer), A famous classic actress(Catherine O'Hara), A young actress(Parker Posey), and A flipping out director(Christopher Guest). Also in the cast are Jennifer Coolidge, Michael McKean and many more.
2 out of 10. i am disgusted.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Sweeney Todd
i saw the play first(yes, there is a play)and then saw this movie. It was disappointing because the play did things unfit for the film.
In this Movie-Musical, Benjamin Barker(Johnny Depp) returns to England after he was framed and sent off in order of the remarrying of his Wife. He gets a new identity and sets off for his new revenge involving A Pie shop Owner(Helena Bonham Carter), meat and a barbershop.
6 out of 10. The play was way better.
In this Movie-Musical, Benjamin Barker(Johnny Depp) returns to England after he was framed and sent off in order of the remarrying of his Wife. He gets a new identity and sets off for his new revenge involving A Pie shop Owner(Helena Bonham Carter), meat and a barbershop.
6 out of 10. The play was way better.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Dreamgirls
i saw this movie once it came out on DVD courtesy of Netflix.
This movie is about the rise of a 60s singing group called the dreams and there rise to fame. Starring American Idol finalist Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Foxx, and Eddie Murphy.
9 out of 10. It was pretty good.
This movie is about the rise of a 60s singing group called the dreams and there rise to fame. Starring American Idol finalist Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Foxx, and Eddie Murphy.
9 out of 10. It was pretty good.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
The matrix(I saw it again!)
after i saw the matrix for the first time, i wanted to see it again if it was the last thing i ever did. Well i saw it again. And i feel differently about it.
A computer hacker named Neo(Keanu Reeves) meets a woman named Trinity(Carrie Ann Moss), he starts to question his reality and meets Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne). Then he realizes that reality is not real as some may think........
When you watch a movie for the second time, You care more about all of the small things. I did. This movie has so many details you could get lost in side them.
7 out of 10. Not as thrilling as i remembered.
A computer hacker named Neo(Keanu Reeves) meets a woman named Trinity(Carrie Ann Moss), he starts to question his reality and meets Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne). Then he realizes that reality is not real as some may think........
When you watch a movie for the second time, You care more about all of the small things. I did. This movie has so many details you could get lost in side them.
7 out of 10. Not as thrilling as i remembered.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Kiki's delivery service
i used to like this movie but i highly dislike it now.
This shows the travel and settling in of a young which who comes of age and left home to join the rest of the world.
3 out of 10. Highly unlikely.
This shows the travel and settling in of a young which who comes of age and left home to join the rest of the world.
3 out of 10. Highly unlikely.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Life stinks
this Mel brooks movie is half+Half as far as quality.
in this movie an unsympathetic billionaire(Mel Brooks) takes a bet to live on the streets for 30 days.During this he meets friends he would have never made otherwise and learns the true values of life.
6 out of 10. The musicals of Mel brooks are better.
in this movie an unsympathetic billionaire(Mel Brooks) takes a bet to live on the streets for 30 days.During this he meets friends he would have never made otherwise and learns the true values of life.
6 out of 10. The musicals of Mel brooks are better.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Lord of the rings: The two towers
this one used to be my favorite. I would only watch this one when it came out on DVD.
Frodo(Elijah Wood) and Sam(Sean Astin) continue there trek to Mordor to destroy the ring. Meanwhile, Gimli(John Rhys-Davies), Legolas(Orlando bloom) and Strider(Viggo Mortenson) go to Rohan to find that the king is being controlled. Pippin(Billy Boyd) and Merrie(Dominic Monoghan) escape the orcs.
9 out of 10.
Frodo(Elijah Wood) and Sam(Sean Astin) continue there trek to Mordor to destroy the ring. Meanwhile, Gimli(John Rhys-Davies), Legolas(Orlando bloom) and Strider(Viggo Mortenson) go to Rohan to find that the king is being controlled. Pippin(Billy Boyd) and Merrie(Dominic Monoghan) escape the orcs.
9 out of 10.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
The young visitors
there were very few good parts in this movie. The rest were either Boring,Cruel or depressing.
A man(Jim Broadbent) Escorts a young lady to meet a lord(Hugh Laurie) at his palace. Upon arriving he finds that he lacks proper etiquette skills and goes to a etiquette school.
3 out of 10. Not good for most of the movie.
A man(Jim Broadbent) Escorts a young lady to meet a lord(Hugh Laurie) at his palace. Upon arriving he finds that he lacks proper etiquette skills and goes to a etiquette school.
3 out of 10. Not good for most of the movie.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Lord of te rings 1
my personal favorite of the trilogy of movies directed by Peter Jackson. True, the third movie won the Oscar for Best Flick and the second Movie might have been more graphic but i have a thing for original movies in trilogies and such.
Set in a place called the Shire, A boy Hobbit named Frodo Baggins(Elijah Wood)Is thrust out into the rest of the world when he comes across a ring that holds dark mythical powers.
!0 out of 10. Truly enjoyable.
Set in a place called the Shire, A boy Hobbit named Frodo Baggins(Elijah Wood)Is thrust out into the rest of the world when he comes across a ring that holds dark mythical powers.
!0 out of 10. Truly enjoyable.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Young frankenstein
this movie was downright hilarious however you put it. This was yet another reason why Mel brooks should go down in History. Blazing saddles was really funny two, But this was much less racist.
This movie shows the struggles of Friedrich Frankenstein(Gene Wilder), the grandson of the mad scientist who is sent from America to Transylvania after his grandfather died. He then creates his new monster with Help of Igor(Marty Feldman) And Inga(Teri Garr). Peter Boyle and Madeline Khan co-star.
9.5 for young frankenstein. Quite hilarious.
This movie shows the struggles of Friedrich Frankenstein(Gene Wilder), the grandson of the mad scientist who is sent from America to Transylvania after his grandfather died. He then creates his new monster with Help of Igor(Marty Feldman) And Inga(Teri Garr). Peter Boyle and Madeline Khan co-star.
9.5 for young frankenstein. Quite hilarious.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Hero
i saw this movie almost completely on accident. I saw it because my sister had to watch it for some school project.I am glad she did.
This movie takes place in China when a man(Jet Li) saves the king from being killed by an assassin. The king requests the mans Presence and asks him about things involving the attack, the origin of the Assassin and the origin of the man himself.
9 out of 10. Really great movie.
This movie takes place in China when a man(Jet Li) saves the king from being killed by an assassin. The king requests the mans Presence and asks him about things involving the attack, the origin of the Assassin and the origin of the man himself.
9 out of 10. Really great movie.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Holes
i guess this movie was OKAY. It just seemed kind of weird. It had all these common celebrities in it that i had almost no knowledge at all about.
Mild mannered Stanley Yelnats(Shia Labouf)is sent a camp in the middle of nowhere after being accused of stealing a pair of shoes. The camp is Completely Dry although there was once a lake. And a city. At the camp they are forced to dig holes looking for something in particular. Something huge that ties int o Stanley's Past........
Did you know the black dude from the TV show Psych is in this movie? I sure didn't.
6 out of 10.
Mild mannered Stanley Yelnats(Shia Labouf)is sent a camp in the middle of nowhere after being accused of stealing a pair of shoes. The camp is Completely Dry although there was once a lake. And a city. At the camp they are forced to dig holes looking for something in particular. Something huge that ties int o Stanley's Past........
Did you know the black dude from the TV show Psych is in this movie? I sure didn't.
6 out of 10.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
OSCAR MAYHEM!
The Oscars have come and gone. The Following are some of the winners. I would put them all in but i do not pay that much attention during the oscars, so i am only putting down the more important ones.
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor: Sean Penn-Milk
Best Actress: Kate Winslet-The Reader
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger-The dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz-Vicky Christina Barcelona
Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Best Actor: Sean Penn-Milk
Best Actress: Kate Winslet-The Reader
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger-The dark Knight
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz-Vicky Christina Barcelona
Monday, February 23, 2009
The Illusionist
i saw this movie Yesterday and i have to say that it was not what i Expected. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL.
In this movie a For-Real British Magician called Eisenheim(Edward Norton) is reunited with his Love interest(Jessica Biel). However, Due to there Social network, She is engaged to another Man(Rufus Sewell) who is having the Chief of police(Paul Giamatti) Investigate The magician.
7 out of 10. THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE WAS SO DULL.
In this movie a For-Real British Magician called Eisenheim(Edward Norton) is reunited with his Love interest(Jessica Biel). However, Due to there Social network, She is engaged to another Man(Rufus Sewell) who is having the Chief of police(Paul Giamatti) Investigate The magician.
7 out of 10. THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE WAS SO DULL.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
The mummy: Tomb of the dragon Emporer
sorry i never got around to the Illusionist. A friend brought this DVD over so i won't be able to do the Illusionist today.
This movie is about a bumbling Archeologist(Brendan Fraser) Who Accidentally unleashes an ancient Mummy king(Jet Li) who attempts World domination. The man is assisted by his wife, His son, a girl his son met and His Brother-in-law.
9 out of 10. much better than i expected. Brendan Fraser was a bit slow but was OK. full with action. Good for kids 9 and up.
This movie is about a bumbling Archeologist(Brendan Fraser) Who Accidentally unleashes an ancient Mummy king(Jet Li) who attempts World domination. The man is assisted by his wife, His son, a girl his son met and His Brother-in-law.
9 out of 10. much better than i expected. Brendan Fraser was a bit slow but was OK. full with action. Good for kids 9 and up.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
indiana Jones and the last crusade
This is my favorite of all of the entire Saga. It had all the characters you loved and Loved to hate from previous movies and new characters who are new and just as good.
In this movie, Dr Jones(Harrison Ford)goes out to rescue his father(Sean Connery) from the Nazis who are searching for the Holy grail that gives the drinker Eternal life. In a flashback it also shows the reason for Indie's fear of snakes.
9 out of 10 for the saga's third part.
In this movie, Dr Jones(Harrison Ford)goes out to rescue his father(Sean Connery) from the Nazis who are searching for the Holy grail that gives the drinker Eternal life. In a flashback it also shows the reason for Indie's fear of snakes.
9 out of 10 for the saga's third part.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Batman (1989)
this was the first successful Batman Movie. I got it from netflix and i liked it a lot.
In this movie batman(Michael Keaton) sets out to fight the Joker(Jack Nicholson), a Maniacal Psychopath that sets out to take over Gotham city.
This movie was the Grandaddy of Batman movies and is good, but it doesn't compare to the Dark knight. 7 out of 10.
Sunday: The Illusionist.
In this movie batman(Michael Keaton) sets out to fight the Joker(Jack Nicholson), a Maniacal Psychopath that sets out to take over Gotham city.
This movie was the Grandaddy of Batman movies and is good, but it doesn't compare to the Dark knight. 7 out of 10.
Sunday: The Illusionist.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Bride and Prejudice
i love this movie because it was very colorful but there was one thing that did not help. The names of the people changed dramatically from the original Pride and prejudice to this film.
Set in India, bride and prejudice is about he bakshi family whom are soon intertwined with famous Americans when the Americans come to India for a wedding. after which the men fall in love with the daughters, who are reluctant.
9 out of 10. I explained why it didn't get 10 in the first paragraph.
Set in India, bride and prejudice is about he bakshi family whom are soon intertwined with famous Americans when the Americans come to India for a wedding. after which the men fall in love with the daughters, who are reluctant.
9 out of 10. I explained why it didn't get 10 in the first paragraph.
Monday, February 16, 2009
this weeks top 5 movies
1 get smart: This movie rocks and i love it. Its got everything. Humor, Action, romance and Steve Carell!
2 A mighty wind: Great movie! You are gonna watch it over and over and over and over until you realize that you have get smart on your shelf of DVD s.
3: The dark knight: Great movie with lots of action. Nominated for several oscars including best supporting actor, the late heath Ledger.
4: Batman begins: Watch before the dark knight! It is so good you will have to go to Gotham to find a better series starter.
5: Monty python and the quest for the holy grail: A comedy classic from Britain you will never forget!
2 A mighty wind: Great movie! You are gonna watch it over and over and over and over until you realize that you have get smart on your shelf of DVD s.
3: The dark knight: Great movie with lots of action. Nominated for several oscars including best supporting actor, the late heath Ledger.
4: Batman begins: Watch before the dark knight! It is so good you will have to go to Gotham to find a better series starter.
5: Monty python and the quest for the holy grail: A comedy classic from Britain you will never forget!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
chicken run
i saw this movie a while ago, saw it again and appreciated it much more.(The exact opposite reaction with "Quantum of Solace")
This movie is about the chickens on a farm run by a woman and her bumbling Husband and/or brother. The chickens know they are on the chopping block and start creating escapes. All hope seems to be lost until they meet a flying rooster who might be the answer to their prayers.
Created by nick park, creator of Wallace and Gromit, 9 out of 10.
This movie is about the chickens on a farm run by a woman and her bumbling Husband and/or brother. The chickens know they are on the chopping block and start creating escapes. All hope seems to be lost until they meet a flying rooster who might be the answer to their prayers.
Created by nick park, creator of Wallace and Gromit, 9 out of 10.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Coraline
i just got back from seeing it. It was a very good movie. It had its dull moments though.
Based on bestseller Neil Gaimans novel, this movie is about a girl who moves into her new apartment with her plant obsessed and self obsessed parents when she discovers a tunnel to an alternate world where everything seems perfect until she makes a shocking discovery.
7 out of 10. Memorable appearances by Dawn french and Jennifer Saunders make film good. Appearance by Teri hatcher makes film as nightmare like as the book.
Based on bestseller Neil Gaimans novel, this movie is about a girl who moves into her new apartment with her plant obsessed and self obsessed parents when she discovers a tunnel to an alternate world where everything seems perfect until she makes a shocking discovery.
7 out of 10. Memorable appearances by Dawn french and Jennifer Saunders make film good. Appearance by Teri hatcher makes film as nightmare like as the book.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Troy
i was watching this movie in class as preparation for a play we were going to do(We never got to it because it was 31 pages and counting).
This movie is about the Trojan war, a war in which a man steals a woman from her husband and brings her Troy, a city which is modern day Turkey, and tries to marry her. Of course, the husband starts a war and brings Greek soldiers to the city of Troy.
9 out of 10. Very gruesome and vulgar.
This movie is about the Trojan war, a war in which a man steals a woman from her husband and brings her Troy, a city which is modern day Turkey, and tries to marry her. Of course, the husband starts a war and brings Greek soldiers to the city of Troy.
9 out of 10. Very gruesome and vulgar.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Legally blonde
i decided to watch this movie before i saw the play(Which was filmed live, Courtesy of MTV) and i really liked.
A sorority queen(Reese Witherspoon) takes the ultimate challenge after her boyfriend dumps her and runs off to Harvard law school: Get into Harvard and win her love back. It is seen as a challenge due to a new Girlfriend, "Mean" teachers and getting sidetracked by her beginning talent at law.
9 out of 10. very good indeed.
A sorority queen(Reese Witherspoon) takes the ultimate challenge after her boyfriend dumps her and runs off to Harvard law school: Get into Harvard and win her love back. It is seen as a challenge due to a new Girlfriend, "Mean" teachers and getting sidetracked by her beginning talent at law.
9 out of 10. very good indeed.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
my neighbors the yamadas
i rented this movie recently from netflix. it was very good and also very funny. An original family film without the cornstarch Disney sloppiness.
This movie is set in china and shows the corky and unstable Yamada family and shows there misadventures in the form of a line of episode reminiscent chapters.
9 and a 1/2 for the yamadas. I did not really like the animation.
This movie is set in china and shows the corky and unstable Yamada family and shows there misadventures in the form of a line of episode reminiscent chapters.
9 and a 1/2 for the yamadas. I did not really like the animation.
Monday, February 9, 2009
The league of extraordinary gentlemen
i got this movie from my grampa. He had it and did not really want it so he gave it us.
This movie takes place in several places such as Venice, Kenya, Britain and The arctic. it follows adventurer Allan Quartermain(Sean Connery) as he leads a group of talented individuals from various literature to stop a war machine.
10 out of 10 for the league. Very good show.
This movie takes place in several places such as Venice, Kenya, Britain and The arctic. it follows adventurer Allan Quartermain(Sean Connery) as he leads a group of talented individuals from various literature to stop a war machine.
10 out of 10 for the league. Very good show.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
A mighty wind
i have this movie on DVD and it is one of three mockumentaries that i have. The other two are "Best in show" and "Waiting for Guffman", both of which i gave good reviews. but i never did this one.
Following the death of a folk music icon, a memorial concert is put on in honor of the icon and the groups he started up. groups include the main street singers, the folks men and Mitch and Mickey.
10 out of 10 for a mighty wind.
Following the death of a folk music icon, a memorial concert is put on in honor of the icon and the groups he started up. groups include the main street singers, the folks men and Mitch and Mickey.
10 out of 10 for a mighty wind.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Paul Blart: Mall cop
I just came back from watching this movie in theaters with my family.
This movie is about a Mild-mannered cop(Kevin James) who has to fight of Criminals in the mall he works as a security guard.
7 out of 10 for "Mall cop". Physical dialogue was hilarious. Written dialogue, not so much.
This movie is about a Mild-mannered cop(Kevin James) who has to fight of Criminals in the mall he works as a security guard.
7 out of 10 for "Mall cop". Physical dialogue was hilarious. Written dialogue, not so much.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Waiting for Guffman
this is another Mockumentory made into a wonderful piece similar to BEST IN SHOW.
this movie is about a small town, Blaine Missouri, having its annual pantomime, Directed by Corky st. Claire(Christopher guest) and a group of citizens from the town who are taking part in the play.
9 out of 10. Mild language is often but also stimulates the movie.
this movie is about a small town, Blaine Missouri, having its annual pantomime, Directed by Corky st. Claire(Christopher guest) and a group of citizens from the town who are taking part in the play.
9 out of 10. Mild language is often but also stimulates the movie.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Blades of Glory
i loved this movie! It was bizarre and hilarious.
This movie is about two burnt out single skaters(John heder and Will Farrel) who do a double skate act to get back on track. In there way is another team, old rivalries and love.
8 out of 10. some things were just a bit too much.
This movie is about two burnt out single skaters(John heder and Will Farrel) who do a double skate act to get back on track. In there way is another team, old rivalries and love.
8 out of 10. some things were just a bit too much.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Mad hot ballroom
i didn't see this movie until i saw my sister watching. It looked interesting, so i immediately Engaged.
This movie is a documentary about a Ballroom dancing Competition in New york that is set for fifth graders in schools that are in P.S. 115, 112 and 150.
9 out of 10 for mad hot ballroom. It was a feast for the eyes.
This movie is a documentary about a Ballroom dancing Competition in New york that is set for fifth graders in schools that are in P.S. 115, 112 and 150.
9 out of 10 for mad hot ballroom. It was a feast for the eyes.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Best in show
i have had this mockumentary on my shelf for a few years. It is a very good movie.
This movie is about Extreme dog lovers who enter there prize pooches in a large Dog show. This movie has the talents of Eugene Levy, Parker Posy, Christopher Guest and many more.
10 out of 10. this is one movie worth seeing.
This movie is about Extreme dog lovers who enter there prize pooches in a large Dog show. This movie has the talents of Eugene Levy, Parker Posy, Christopher Guest and many more.
10 out of 10. this is one movie worth seeing.
Friday, January 30, 2009
The Producers(2007) and the producers(197?)
both of these movies i rented from The king of movie rentals, netflix. Both movies were grotesquely funny in there own little way.
The movies are about a washed-up Playwright(Nathan lane And Zero Mostel) who teams up with an accountant(Matthew Broderick and gene wilder) who come up with the perfect scheme: Make the worst Broadway show ever known and make off with the $800,000 profits. But as you know nothing goes according to plan.
they both get 7 stars because both had there own unique touch.
The movies are about a washed-up Playwright(Nathan lane And Zero Mostel) who teams up with an accountant(Matthew Broderick and gene wilder) who come up with the perfect scheme: Make the worst Broadway show ever known and make off with the $800,000 profits. But as you know nothing goes according to plan.
they both get 7 stars because both had there own unique touch.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events
i saw this movie a few years ago in theaters. It was actually good then but now i look back at it as if it was one of the worst movies i have ever seen.
This movie is based on the famous series of books in which three orphans are put in the care of there deeply Psychotic Guardian (Jim Carrey).
2 out of 10 for this movie. I wish i could go back in time and stop myself from seeing this terrible movie.
This movie is based on the famous series of books in which three orphans are put in the care of there deeply Psychotic Guardian (Jim Carrey).
2 out of 10 for this movie. I wish i could go back in time and stop myself from seeing this terrible movie.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The Matrix
i saw this movie on DVD and look forward to possibly seeing it again another day.
This movie surrounds Neo(Keanu Reeves) a computer hacker who, After meeting a group of Individuals led by Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne), he realizes that the whole existence is just a blindness from the truth that involves Aliens and time.
8 out of 10 for the matrix. It got kind of confusing. But who is not confused after seeing the matrix?
This movie surrounds Neo(Keanu Reeves) a computer hacker who, After meeting a group of Individuals led by Morpheus(Lawrence Fishbourne), he realizes that the whole existence is just a blindness from the truth that involves Aliens and time.
8 out of 10 for the matrix. It got kind of confusing. But who is not confused after seeing the matrix?
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Galaxy Quest
i mentioned this particular movie in the list of my top 5 dvds. It was also a great movie.
This movie tests a group of actors who starred in a famous 70's Sci Fi TV show. The actors find themselves in outer space after a group of aliens mistake them for actual space people and take them to help save their race from an evil force
9 out of 10 for the crew of the N.S.E. Protector.
This movie tests a group of actors who starred in a famous 70's Sci Fi TV show. The actors find themselves in outer space after a group of aliens mistake them for actual space people and take them to help save their race from an evil force
9 out of 10 for the crew of the N.S.E. Protector.
Monday, January 26, 2009
The main oscar nominees
the other day the nominations for the Academy awards for this year were in. I am going to be showing the nominees right here.
Best Picture: The Reader, Slumdog Millionaire, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk, Frost/Nixon.
What i think will win: I would say that it would be Milk, Frost/Nixon or Slumdog Millionaire.
What i want to Win: Milk or Slumdog Millionaire because it is the year of hope which is well expressed in both movies.
Best Picture: The Reader, Slumdog Millionaire, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Milk, Frost/Nixon.
What i think will win: I would say that it would be Milk, Frost/Nixon or Slumdog Millionaire.
What i want to Win: Milk or Slumdog Millionaire because it is the year of hope which is well expressed in both movies.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The dark crystal
this is one of Jim Henson's older movies but is way up there with the rest of them and is one of my more favored Jim Henson movies.
This movie shows an ancient rivalry between two races: The Skeksies and another group that has Been involved with a special Crystal that has been cracked and only when the last shard is returned, the two races will always be at war.
8 out of 10 for this Jim Henson movie.
This movie shows an ancient rivalry between two races: The Skeksies and another group that has Been involved with a special Crystal that has been cracked and only when the last shard is returned, the two races will always be at war.
8 out of 10 for this Jim Henson movie.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
The incredible Hulk
i saw this in Philadelphia with my grandparents over summer.
Based on the marvel comic series, Bruce Banner(Edward Norton) is controlled by a gamma virus that turns him into a monster on the run from the government.
This movie was a large improvement from 2003's Frighteningly horrible "Hulk".
7 out of 10 for Bruce B(As suppose to Bruce W).
Based on the marvel comic series, Bruce Banner(Edward Norton) is controlled by a gamma virus that turns him into a monster on the run from the government.
This movie was a large improvement from 2003's Frighteningly horrible "Hulk".
7 out of 10 for Bruce B(As suppose to Bruce W).
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Iron Man
i saw this movie multiple times and felt things i didn't feel the time before.
This movie revolves around Playboy billionaire/Weapons manufacturer Tony Stark(Robert Downey Jr) who is turned to a superhero after he makes a titanium Warsuit while being kept captive by Vietnamese people.
5 out of 10 for iron man. I was really disappointed after the second time.
This movie revolves around Playboy billionaire/Weapons manufacturer Tony Stark(Robert Downey Jr) who is turned to a superhero after he makes a titanium Warsuit while being kept captive by Vietnamese people.
5 out of 10 for iron man. I was really disappointed after the second time.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Get Smart
i saw this movie just recently at my friend's birthday party. Everyone loved this movie.
Get smart revolves around the 1960's TV show of of the same name. It follows an agent named Maxwell Smart(Steve Carell) and his attempts to take on an evil organization called "Kaos".
10 out of 10 because it was absolutely perfect.
Get smart revolves around the 1960's TV show of of the same name. It follows an agent named Maxwell Smart(Steve Carell) and his attempts to take on an evil organization called "Kaos".
10 out of 10 because it was absolutely perfect.
Monday, January 19, 2009
WALL E
i finished watching the movie this morning. This is definitely one of pixar's better films.
This movie surrounds WALL E(Ben Burts) a trash compacting robot left on earth to clean up 75 years worth of garbage.
9 out of 10 WALL E and all other robots working on the Omaxis.
This movie surrounds WALL E(Ben Burts) a trash compacting robot left on earth to clean up 75 years worth of garbage.
9 out of 10 WALL E and all other robots working on the Omaxis.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
thank you for smoking
this yet another of the great movies i got from netflix.com. Its like a pot roast: all of the ordinary flavors coming together and harmoniously make something wondurful.
this movie centers around the life of big tobacco lobbyist Nick Naylor(Aaron Eckhart) and the overall lobbying business without making it a boring corporate movie.
9 out of 10 for big tobacco lobbyist Aaron Eckhart.
this movie centers around the life of big tobacco lobbyist Nick Naylor(Aaron Eckhart) and the overall lobbying business without making it a boring corporate movie.
9 out of 10 for big tobacco lobbyist Aaron Eckhart.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Valkyrie
i saw this movie earlier today and i was pleased i had. The wind was cold and the theater was crowded and there were no parking spaces, but it was worth it.
This movie goes back in time to the 2nd world war surrounding an assasination atempt on Adolf Hitler by a German colonel(tom cruise) and another group of individuals fighting against Hitler's Germany.
7 out of 10. Tom cruise's obsession with his detached eyeball and his awkward american accent ruined the movie, but it was still worth a taste.
This movie goes back in time to the 2nd world war surrounding an assasination atempt on Adolf Hitler by a German colonel(tom cruise) and another group of individuals fighting against Hitler's Germany.
7 out of 10. Tom cruise's obsession with his detached eyeball and his awkward american accent ruined the movie, but it was still worth a taste.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Batman Begins
i saw this movie about 3 Days before seeing "the dark Knight" in theaters. I wanted to see batman begins 1st because i thought it would help me understand the dark knight better.
The movie centers around Bruce Wayne(Christian Bale) and his becoming of the caped crusader and dealing with villains such as Jonathan Crane(Cillian Murphy) and Ra's al ghul(Ken Watanabe).
9 out of 10 for batman begins. There is no doubt that it almost kept the pace up with its sequal.
The movie centers around Bruce Wayne(Christian Bale) and his becoming of the caped crusader and dealing with villains such as Jonathan Crane(Cillian Murphy) and Ra's al ghul(Ken Watanabe).
9 out of 10 for batman begins. There is no doubt that it almost kept the pace up with its sequal.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Rent
i saw this movie when it came out on DVD and was thoroughly Impressed.
This movie takes on Bohemian New york and some of the familiar faces, such as Roger(Adam pascal), Mark(Anthony Rapp) and Collins(Jesse L martin).
8 out of 10 for rent. Go see it NOW!!!!!!!!
This movie takes on Bohemian New york and some of the familiar faces, such as Roger(Adam pascal), Mark(Anthony Rapp) and Collins(Jesse L martin).
8 out of 10 for rent. Go see it NOW!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Princess Caraboo
i rented this movie from Netflix(which i totally recommend to people who don't like trekking all the way to blockbuster).
The movie takes place in Britain where a couple finds a foreign woman who they believe to be a princess.They take advantage of this by showing her off to public when a journalist and a butler(Kevin Kline)get suspicious.
8 out of 10 for princess caraboo.
The movie takes place in Britain where a couple finds a foreign woman who they believe to be a princess.They take advantage of this by showing her off to public when a journalist and a butler(Kevin Kline)get suspicious.
8 out of 10 for princess caraboo.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
star wars IV
i owned this movie on VHS for a long time. Ever since i can remember i spent my days watching star wars over and over and over and over and over and over again.in other words, i was a star wars geek by the age of 5.
This movie is set on a remote planet called Tatooine, which is where a man named Luke Skywalker lives. He then comes across the Jedi named Obi-wan Kenobi.
this movie spawned the uprising of Science fiction movies. more and more were appearing everywhere.
7 out of 10 for episode IV.
This movie is set on a remote planet called Tatooine, which is where a man named Luke Skywalker lives. He then comes across the Jedi named Obi-wan Kenobi.
this movie spawned the uprising of Science fiction movies. more and more were appearing everywhere.
7 out of 10 for episode IV.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Howl's moving Castle
i own this movie on DVD. It is usually so that Hayao Miyazaki Films are good but this By far the best of them all.
Howl's moving Castle is the story of Sophie, A girl who is changed into an old lady by a witch after falling for a mysterious Wizard named Howl(Christian Bale) and moves into the countryside and ends up boarding howl's castle that walks.Billy Crystal co-stars.
9 out of 10 for Howl and Sophie. It would have been better if it had more recognizable actors then just Mr crystal and Mr Bale.
Howl's moving Castle is the story of Sophie, A girl who is changed into an old lady by a witch after falling for a mysterious Wizard named Howl(Christian Bale) and moves into the countryside and ends up boarding howl's castle that walks.Billy Crystal co-stars.
9 out of 10 for Howl and Sophie. It would have been better if it had more recognizable actors then just Mr crystal and Mr Bale.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Oscar Buzzzzzzzzzzzz
In addition to the chat session, There is also The first ever Greg awards! You reply to this Blog by sending in your vote for Best picture, Best Actor, Best actress, Best director, Best supporting Actor and best Supporting Actress.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Oscar season
it is that time of year again: Oscar season. Possible contenders include the curious case of Benjamin Button, Doubt, Frost/Nixon, Milk, Revolutionary road, The wrestler and My personal favorite the Dark knight. Here i will be having "Oscar Chat" Which can be accessed by replying to any of my two blogs(GurGle and Here) and have your opinions voiced to the internet. After all, this is blogger.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
The dark knight
i know that this might seem odd because it came out in july but i do not really care.
This movie starts after batman begins ends. Batman(christian bale) is up against a new villain called the joker(Heath ledger), While trying to maintain his relationship with his girlfriend(Maggie Ghyllanhal) Who he is slowly losing to district attorney Harvey Dent(Aaron Eckhart).
This movie was undoubtedly one of the top 10 movies of the year and has buzz on Oscars this season.
FULL 10 out of 10 for this new batman movie. And best of luck at the oscars.
This movie starts after batman begins ends. Batman(christian bale) is up against a new villain called the joker(Heath ledger), While trying to maintain his relationship with his girlfriend(Maggie Ghyllanhal) Who he is slowly losing to district attorney Harvey Dent(Aaron Eckhart).
This movie was undoubtedly one of the top 10 movies of the year and has buzz on Oscars this season.
FULL 10 out of 10 for this new batman movie. And best of luck at the oscars.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
This week's top 10 dvds
1 the dark knight. obviously this box office biggy was going to be a great DVD.
2 Casino Royale: Kind of long but it is worthwhile if you wait til the end credits roll.
3: Galaxy quest. This movie is a rare find and is really funny if you watch every second of the movie.
4 The league of extraordinary gentlemen: Sean Connery makes a stunning performance as an adventurer. If only everything he said was scripted.
5 The bourne supremacy: i saw it at my grandpa's house. i loved it.
2 Casino Royale: Kind of long but it is worthwhile if you wait til the end credits roll.
3: Galaxy quest. This movie is a rare find and is really funny if you watch every second of the movie.
4 The league of extraordinary gentlemen: Sean Connery makes a stunning performance as an adventurer. If only everything he said was scripted.
5 The bourne supremacy: i saw it at my grandpa's house. i loved it.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Quantam of solace
i saw this movie for two times and only liked one of those two times. I payed more attention the second time around and hated it for the entire movie.
in this movie, Gun slinging MI6 agent James Bond(Daniel Craig) seeks revenge for his girlfriends death by a ruthless corporation trying to get hold of Bolivia's water supply.
this movie is a 1-time only movie with absolutely no cool gadgets the other bond movies had.
******* out of ********** for bond. James Bond.
in this movie, Gun slinging MI6 agent James Bond(Daniel Craig) seeks revenge for his girlfriends death by a ruthless corporation trying to get hold of Bolivia's water supply.
this movie is a 1-time only movie with absolutely no cool gadgets the other bond movies had.
******* out of ********** for bond. James Bond.
The tale of desperaux
i went to this movie with my family on Christmas day in South Carolina. I wanted to see "Valkyrie" but i was outnumbered in votes so instead we saw this.
The movie takes place in a french city called Door and follows desperaux(voiced by Matthew Broderick) a mouse who eventually falls for a human princess(Emma watson) and is banished from where he lives with his family and cast in to the sewer(A.K.A "the dungeon")
this movie was not as good as i hoped and was certainly not fitting the standards of my other family.
**** out of ********** for this adventurous little mouse. I really would have rather seen Valkyrie even if they fail.
The movie takes place in a french city called Door and follows desperaux(voiced by Matthew Broderick) a mouse who eventually falls for a human princess(Emma watson) and is banished from where he lives with his family and cast in to the sewer(A.K.A "the dungeon")
this movie was not as good as i hoped and was certainly not fitting the standards of my other family.
**** out of ********** for this adventurous little mouse. I really would have rather seen Valkyrie even if they fail.
to all my people from "gurgle".........
HI! i am starting up a movie review blog that comes from the taste of the honest folk like you! Welcome to honest movies! Some of you may know me from GuRGLe, another blog i set out when i was in 2nd grade. now i am reviewing movies! I will be sending out daily reviews and statuses on this acount. see ya later!
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