THE MUPPET CHAINSAW MASSACRE

okay, this not actually a movie, i just made this.

Kermit starts noticing that all of his Muppet friends have suddenly been disappearing before his eyes. Then it happened. Fozzy was found sawed in half. ..

The swedish chef kills them all.

Blade runner

i saw this yesterday. i was trying out the the new netflix thing where you can watch movies online for free.

Rick Deckard(Harrison Ford) lives in a world of Cyborgs, called replicants. the replicants are to be hunted down and shot down on sight if they disappear by a unit called the "Blade runners", which is where he used to work.

7 out of 10. You would expect for there to be a controversy, but there were none. the story literally had no climax.

HOLIDAY CHEER!

its that time of year again. the time of year where all of he ads for Christmas come when it isn't even close to Christmastime. Thankfully, i am here.

To get in the holiday spirit, try something that isn't watching holiday movies, tempting as that may sound. the truth is, most of these movies suck. i am also speaking about Christmas specials.

Star Trek(2009)

I finished watching this movie today. happy thanksgiving to y'all.

This chronicles the first voyage of the Enterprise and it's crew. Captain Kirk(Chris Pine), Spock(Zachary Quinto), Uhura(Zoe Saldana), Dr. Leonard McCoy, a.k.a "Bones", Scotty(Simon Pegg), Sulu(John Cho) and Chekhov(Anton Yelchin).

9 out of 10.

SLOW BUSINESS

i understand that i haven't posted many blogs lately. sadly, i am not seeing as many movies as i used to. I have wrote reviews for several movies on this channel, and i love it very much. Thankfully, i am about to see star trek. So, hang in there!

The Last Muskateer

i saw this movie yesterday courtesy of Neflix.com.

A British man who was rejected for his role in the british fencing championship turns to crime. When the authorities move in he goes to hide out as a fencing coach for a girls school.

8 out of 10.

Monk/Survivor Recap

Monk: Captain Stottlemeyer proposes to T.K., and she accepts. Shortly after he names monk as the best man, and he accepts. Just after this, They find a dead body that was shot and burned. From here, i will give no spoilers,.

Survivor: Big play. Russel finds the hidden immunity idol without a clue for a second time. No one even suspected it. Laura won immunity(Which i thought was annoying), but everyone but Shambo And the old Foa Foa voted for Russel. Russel played the hidden immunity idol and Kelly is sent home.

People who were wierd

There are many actors who are awesome, but are not appreciated by moviegoers. there are many of these people. This, doesn't apply only to actors. Directors, Singers, Rappers and other people have this same problem. Sometimes, these people take drastic measures to make themselves known. Even if this means selling themselves out, Having drastic weight-loss or writing a song about fireflies that makes it sound like you are on crack.

Rappers in movies

Rappers are often in movies of different sorts. here are a few examples of good ones.

Terrance Howard (Hustle and Flow)
Ludacris (Gamer)
Eminem (8 mile)
Terrance Howard(Crash)
Mos Def(The Hitchhikers guide)

Grease(The play, preformed by bowie high school)

WARNING: This is not the movie with John Travolta! this is a play of that story, not a movie. You will not be able to find it on Netflix.

Danny is a member of a group called the thunderbirds, a group of guys. When Danny returns from summer vacation he tells them he met a girl there and they went the whole way. Little does he know the girl is going to that high school.

8 out of 8.

Ultimate premise for movie #1

here is an awesome idea for a movie.

Make an Improvised horror movie. That would be the most awesome thing ever. We have seen many improvised movies(A mighty wind, Waiting for Guffman, etc.)but no improvised horror. The only problem would be getting the actors to be good improv actors. Maybe we could get stage actors to do it. They no how to do that. They are better actors than some regular ones anyway.

Best actors

Here are the actors you see the movies of and don't complain about

Forest Whitaker
Denzel Washington
Christian Bale
Sean Penn
Roberto Begnini

here are the worst

Nicholas Cage
Tom Cruise
George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Arnold Schwarzenegger