Happy Texas

i saw this movie on netflix a while ao. it was really really funny.

Two convicts who escape from the cop car that is transporting them and steal an RV and take over the position of the two men who owned it before. there is just a catch: the previous owners of the RV| are gay pageant directors on there way to small town Texas.
10 and a 1/2 out of 11. i just had to give it higher than a ten.

Top 5 comedic performances

1: Will smith in "Independence day": Funny. he was doing all these different funny thing that still worked.
2: Steve Martin in "Baby Mama": people did not talk about his performance in this movie much but he was very funny. kinda Creepy, but funny.
3: Steve Carell in "Little miss Sunshine": Very funny and very sarcastic. he didn't win an Oscar, but he won over our hearts.
4: Will Ferrell in "Blades of Glory": he was just so disgusting, weird and funny at the same time. that is a tall order.
5: Chris Tucker in "Rush hour 3":| He was very funny playing a cop who was rejected by his piers and put with a strict Asian dude.

Dogma

i liked this movie. i found it with the Other VHS videos at my house.

Two renegade Angels (Matt Damon & Ben Affleck) find a loophole into heaven by breaking a certain decree that could put the whole existence in jeopardy. now, it is up to an abortion clinic worker, Two sex obsessed prophets(Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith} the 13th apostle(Chris Rock) and a Muse(Salma Hayek) to save the world.

7 out of 10. funny, but very violent.

Driving ms. daisy

i saw this movie on TV a couple of days ago.

Hokie(Morgan Freeman) has been hired by a son(Dan Akroyd) to drive around his cranky, racist and control freak of a mother. however, along the path they learn new things about each other.

8 out of 10. a tearjerker.

Top 5 Places to shoot movies

1: New Zealand. you can shoot pretty much any movie you want in New Zealand. it is such a beautiful landscape. you can use it for romance and war. See Lord of the rings.

2: New Mexico. Preferably Albuquerque deserts. It is mostly used for war because there is so much free space. See terminator Salvation.

3: New york city: Any much any movie about the city is there. See Muppets take Manhattan.

4: Ohio: The ultimate country movie spot. Ranches, cattle, Good old home cooking and Llamas. See Napoleon Dynamite.

5: China: You really can not shoot a Chinese movie anywhere but China.

Napoleon Dynamite

i got this movie as a birthday present. My family hates it, but it's just so Funny!

Napoleon(Jon Heder) is a teenager from small town Ohio who has some very peculiar circumstances: He has a pet Llama, a best friend named Pedro, and skills that cannot be topped. he tries to help his friend win the award of class president.

8 out of 10. critics hated it. but i beg to differ.

Movies coming out soon that look remotely interesting.

i have looked at trailers for the following movies, and think that if you get the chance you should see.

Transformers 2
Moon
The hurt locker
Public enemies
The taking of pelham 123
Funny people
Harry potter and the Half-Blood prince
District 9
Ponyo
Inglorious Basterds

The Spirit/Up

The spirit i saw last night on Netflix. I just got back from seeing up.

The Spirit: Denny Colt(Gabriel Macht) died but was mysteriously brought back to life to Question his resurrection and Eventually fight off the Octopus(Samuel L. Jackson) and his crew of henchmen.

7 out of 10. a guilty pleasure, but with flaws.

Up: Carl Frederickson(Ed Asner) decides to tie a good 3,000 balloons to the top of his house and set off for Paradise falls. The trouble is he picks up an undesired stowaway who throws a gear in the mix.

Despite its hipe, this movie was not the movie it was all set up to be. It was Depressing, which the critics diguised with the word "Heartwarming". I| think i will vomit.

6 out of 10. Doug the talking dog saved the movie.

M|y top 5 worst movies

1: The young visitors: Depressing. boring. if movies had laws of taste, this would be probably the most wanted outlaw.
2: The tale of Desperaux: I guess the story was OK, but all the rest sucked.
3: X-men 3: It was only good the first time around. otherwise, the movie lacked plot.
4: Failure to launch: It would be typical for Matthew to star in a movie like this.
5: LOTR: The two towers: Bad.

Slumdog Millionaire

My mom ordered us this instant classic on netflix.

Jamal(Dev Patel) is a Slumdog "Chai water" server from Mumbai who wins who wants to be a Millionaire, is accused of cheating and is rapidly tortured for answers. he didn' t cheat: He new all the answers from life experience which are shown in rapid flashbacks.

9 out of 10. it was very good, but very sad.