The Book of Eli

i saw this movie in theaters. You can't really see it anywhere else right now. legally.

Eli(Denzel Washington) plays a wanderer in a post-apocalyptic world overrun by motorcycle gangs, Highwaymen, gangsters, e.t.c. he has in his possession a book (SPOILER!the king James bible). He is being pursued by Carnegie(A really creepy Gary Oldman).

7 out of 10. The plot twist at the end is a little strange, but it wasn't terrible.

Pulp Fiction

i saw this movie last night. I've waited to see this movie a while.

Four Characters: Vincent(John Travolta), Jules(Samuel L. Jackson), Mia(Uma Thurman)and Butch(Bruce Willis) are all tied together by one man: Marcellus Wallace(Ving Rhames). this movie explores their subplots in three stages.

9.5 out of 10. Le Royale With Cheese.

WHATTATA

i want someone to make their own review of a movie and send it via reply. the best one will be hosted on this so that everyone can see it.

THE MUPPET CHAINSAW MASSACRE

okay, this not actually a movie, i just made this.

Kermit starts noticing that all of his Muppet friends have suddenly been disappearing before his eyes. Then it happened. Fozzy was found sawed in half. ..

The swedish chef kills them all.

Blade runner

i saw this yesterday. i was trying out the the new netflix thing where you can watch movies online for free.

Rick Deckard(Harrison Ford) lives in a world of Cyborgs, called replicants. the replicants are to be hunted down and shot down on sight if they disappear by a unit called the "Blade runners", which is where he used to work.

7 out of 10. You would expect for there to be a controversy, but there were none. the story literally had no climax.

HOLIDAY CHEER!

its that time of year again. the time of year where all of he ads for Christmas come when it isn't even close to Christmastime. Thankfully, i am here.

To get in the holiday spirit, try something that isn't watching holiday movies, tempting as that may sound. the truth is, most of these movies suck. i am also speaking about Christmas specials.

Star Trek(2009)

I finished watching this movie today. happy thanksgiving to y'all.

This chronicles the first voyage of the Enterprise and it's crew. Captain Kirk(Chris Pine), Spock(Zachary Quinto), Uhura(Zoe Saldana), Dr. Leonard McCoy, a.k.a "Bones", Scotty(Simon Pegg), Sulu(John Cho) and Chekhov(Anton Yelchin).

9 out of 10.